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What is Normal?

I can't answer your question but I can help you diagnose them...this is from DSM-XV, not yet released but I am working on it...I am almost done categorizing the main disorder. Okay here it is:

Diagnostic criteria for NPD: Normal Person Disorder

  • A chronic feeling of normalness.
  • A tendency to bore others easily.
  • A nagging sense of constantly meeting one's goal.
  • Lack of difficulty getting organized.
  • Inability to be humorous.
  • Knowing how to count without forgetting what number you are up to.
  • An inability to be creative and intuitive, no seat of pants to fly by.
  • Highly stimulated by lectures, speeches, dead cockroaches and other normals.
  • An unbroken remote control.
  • A To-Do list which gets done.
  • A chronic interest in each or any of the following for more than a week:
    1. Job
    2. Relationship
    3. Schedule
    4. Patience
    5. Passing Grades
    6. Sex
    7. Normals
  • A methodical nature.
  • Affectionately known as "Bump on a log" or "Nytol Substitute"