| A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. |
| Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. |
| A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human. |
| A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human exchange of business cards. |
| Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. |
A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky
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