Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Wanted: A meaningful overnight relationship.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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