The Nature of the Universe
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."
"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed."
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together..."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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