- I ducked out of sight so it would look like my dog was driving.
- Quickly drove across two lanes to make an exit. A semi almost hit me.
- Flossed my teeth.
- Tried to reach a gallon of milk that had toppled over.
- During a five-hour drive from a wedding, I watched a couple of movies on my laptop computer while driving on
the interstate at 75 mph.
- Tried to eat a pie. I can't do it.
- While berating a highway patrolman for pulling a truck over, I looked back and plowed into the back of a semi, totaling my car.
- Drove 15 miles on a freeway at night without headlights.