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"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Sorry about the mess..."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"

"Possible he came in through the south entrance."

"Hey, point that thing someplace else."

"There is good in him, I've felt it."

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

May the Force be with you!



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"Look at the size of that thing!"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."