When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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