The Federal Election Commission (FEC) is expected to rule this week that Sen. Hillary Clinton can no longer receive public funding for a presidential campaign which increasingly touts her experience in the White House with former President Bill Clinton, because the Constitution limits a president to two terms in office.

“When Bill Clinton ran for president, he promised that voters would get ‘two for the price of one’,”

so Americans have already elected Hillary Clinton to the office twice.

Furthermore, since both the former president and his wife claim her First Lady experience as tantamount to a co-presidency, she has already served two terms and is therefore disqualified by the 22nd amendment from re-election to the office

When news of the FEC ruling reached Sen. Clinton, she was about to enjoy dessert at a diner in Altoona, Iowa. The unflappable candidate quickly ate her cake slice, and then asked the waitress for a ‘to go’ box so that she could take it with her.