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Dear George Jr.,

First off, I want to say that I am your biggest and Number-1 total and complete Fan. Ever.

Today, you — and members of your family and friends — continue the work of our sacred Cause. For instance:

Your Department of Justice serves as the Political Action Arm of Karl Rove. Its function: protect and reward friends, punish and destroy enemies.

Your excellent Domestic Policies have not merely left no child behind, you have left an entire nation of rabble behind.

De-regulation” coupled with your fiscal policies have served the interests of the monied class to the exclusion of the masses, including your bourgoise middle classes.

I must say the way you ignored the cries for help from the people of New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina was most devilish.

Thank you from the bottom of the space in my chest where my heart, I am told, used to be,

Yours in Eternity,

Uncle Adolf