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Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

- I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

- I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

- I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

- I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

- When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

- I could show my girlfriend where I live.

- I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

- The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

- I would have saved 372,416.21 dollars in groceries by now.

- I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

- I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

- I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

- You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!