Your parents' garage, whipping up your first batch of meth
Six exits after picking up that drifter with the colorful past
In the middle of an instructional demo at the Scooter Store
Naked, during a secret midnight romp on your neighbor's trampoline
Locked in your panic room, hiding
from a door-to-door magazine salesman
The personal grooming aisle at the Dollar Store
Bathroom of a Greyhound, en route to Dollywood
Super Bowl stadium, performing a precarious handstand for the JumboTron
The dressing room at Men's Wearhouse, the first and only time you've ever tried on a sweater vest
The local dental school, getting that half-off
root canal
The Scientology Center, clutching an E-Meter
Ikea cafeteria, face down in a bowl of Swedish meatballs
The handicapped stall at work, trying out that "autoerotic asphyxiation" thing you read about on Wikipedia
At the hands of a surprisingly strong Pauly Shore
Bound on an altar, after stumbling
Stomping grapes with a barefoot Joy Behar
clipped from: www.radarmagazine.com 
