Summertime, and the dying is easy.

The Top 6 Horror Vacation Plans

NOTE FROM DAVE:

Ever wonder what the eternal minions of
evil do when vacation time rolls

6> King Kong: Head to New York and try to pick up chicks.

5> The Mummy: Shop for some summer weight linen.

4> Sweeney Todd: Head over to Camp Crystal Lake to get a few pointers.

3> Creature From the Black Lagoon: A couple of weeks at the beach house in Innsmouth.

2> Hannibal Lector: Invite the neighbors over for barbecue.

and the Number 1 Horror Vacation Plan…

1> Jigsaw: Same as always. Hit the National Hardware Show in Vegas!

The Top 6 Surprises in the
Restored Night of the Living Dead

3> Romero’s ever increasingly shrill voice screaming “look dead, dammit!”

2> Gust of wind + broken latch on porta-potty door = Unexpected cameo by John Russo’s ass

and the Number 1 Surprise in the Restored Night of the Living Dead…

1> The food from craft services looked as bad as the actors.