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Al Gore whining about Global Warming...AGAIN! Take note of the profuse amount of jiggling blubber and flab as he dances
"Weird" Al Gore was the inventor of the environment and the first emperor of the moon. Al Gore works part time as a computer programmer and invented the world’s first computer algorithm; which he named after himself, and part time as the right hand man of Satan.
Facts you should know
Al Gore won an Oscar for best actor in a science fiction film.
  • It is debatable whether Al Gore is a robot or is actually human. However, not even a robot would have sex with Tipper Gore.
  • Al Gore postulated the Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm, which revolutionized how the world looks at the internet.
    • Al Gore spearheaded China's communist revolution.
    No one wants it now, because GLOBAL WARMING MELTED IT!.
    The Democratic Party celebrates the election of Chairman Al Gore.
    Al Gore prays that you won't mention his private jets.
    Al Gore prays that you won't mention his private jets.
    Al Gore warning us about the planet Earth.
    Gore suits up to fight global warming.
    Me wanna smash global warming!!!! Arrrrr!!!!
    Al Gore was once a pupil of the master assassin Dick Cheney.
    Al Gore promoting his new book.
  • Al Gore is often considered the forty-second president because he was considered president for forty seconds.
  • Gore once dated Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie claims that experience lead her to become a lesbian.
    • What He Has Done to Stop Global Warming
    Nothing but bitch, complain, and try to get other people to do the work for him
    The Leonardo Da Vinci Affair
    Another Inconvenient Truth
    What people say about Al Gore