Baking Soda

Table Salt

Water (note Designer Water not needed)

Peppermint oil for taste (optional)

Gylcerine (you can pick this stuff up from your local pharmacy or meth lab)

What To do

1. Mix three parts of baking soda with one part of table salt.
2. For every 1/4 cup of dry mixture made add 3 teaspoons of Gylcerine
3. Add enough water to make a thick paste (think caramel thick…mmm caramel). If your not into trying new things throw in a few drops of peppermint oil in to make your mixture taste like everything else on the store shelfs.
4. Now for the fun part, slap some of your new toothpaste on your brush and give it a whirl. Now you really don’t have an excuse for nasty chompers eh?
5. You can store you mixture like you would any old toothpaste.