I need a seed for my pseudo-random number generator - could I have your phone number?
Your universe or mine?
Hello, did you know that I've invented calorie-free chocolate, and I've got some back at my place?
You're so sweet I am developing insulin resistance.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a superposition like this?
Did you know that if oysters had no natural enemies, in 10 years the world would be 28 miles deep in oysters? (We married in 1968 and are still going strong.)
clipped from: www.consumingexperience.com