Mexican words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito  replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I  ;shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.   ;I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.