“[Dick Cheney] may be more
popular than Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, but that’s like saying,
‘This head cheese is tastier than carpet mold’.” —Jonah Goldberg
“According to a new poll, 15 percent of Americans say that
Hillary Clinton gives them the creeps. The other 85 percent say she gives
them the willies or the heebie jeebies.” —Conan O’Brien
“I have let you down, and I think it’s best to just admit it and move
on. ‘Face the Nation’ did not get the big interview with Paris Hilton. I
feel terrible about it. I haven’t felt so low since one of our competitors
broke into programming to report that the embalming of Anna Nicole Smith’s
body had begun... There’s nothing left for me to do but stop making
excuses and ‘fess up. The truth is I never asked Paris Hilton to be on
‘Face the Nation’, and for one reason, I couldn’t think of anything I
wanted to ask her. Can you?” —CBS’s Bob Schieffer
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