Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty

brothels struggle, bubonic plague,

coral bleaching, coral reefs dying

coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink

early marriages,

Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth upside down

cremation to end,

footpath erosion

Gore omnipresence, grandstanding

human health improvement, human health risk

ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage

lawyers' income increased

polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic,  polar bears drowning, polar bears starve

slow death, smaller brains

trees less colourful,  trees more colourful,

  wine - more English, wine -German boon, wine - no more French , 

wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less,

World in flames,