Innit. I hate getting small candles. Chunky candles are okay. I got loads of novelty tealights this year. For some reason people think I like them, but I hardly ever light candles. I did as a teenager, but not anymore... they're far too messy and hassley and especially now that the dogs are around - can be dangerous.

Bloody hell! To quote Victor Meldrew; I don't believe it! Squirrel candles!! How?, why?..... wonder who had the bright idea that squirrels make good candles! Frankly bizarre.