The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs do not hate their bodies.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.