If you're not familiar with
the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who
once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been
stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates. His mind sees things
differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement.
The problem with the gene pool is that there
is no lifeguard.
All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise
my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible
ink?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.
What happens if you get scared half to death
twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair
your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all
evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
to steal from many is research.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just
don't have film
clipped from: www.feelinghappy.com