I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Albert Einstien (look it up)

A woman wants one man to fulfill all of her desires

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.