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Old School

Will Ferrell's love of his flabby, pasty bare buttocks

Borat
Exposure: Borat and Azamat wrestling over "Pameela," "au naturel."
Hands down and trousers off arguably the most sickening, psychologically damaging, and furry spectacle of movie nudity ever unleashed. EVER.


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The Reader

Somehow the first-time, full-frontal bathtub foreplay between the 15-year-old boy and 30-year old woman isn't as seductive as you'd expect.

Casino Royale

Testicle torture in the buff.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard in his hairy, blubbery birthday suit is scarring.

Jarhead

A pumped Jake Gyllenhaal + thong + Santa hat +

The Shining

Perhaps the scariest thing Jack ever encountered in Room 237 -- a hottie turned hag before his eyes.

(Exactly what I imagine might happen if Madonna's cosmetic enhancements abruptly vanished and nature resumed its course.)

Bad Lieutenant

Everything you didn't want to know about Harvey Keitel's anatomy, again.