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HANDY LATIN PHRASES
II. Veritas Vos Liberabit
The truth shall set you free
Liar, liar, pants on fire (handy at business meetings, the spelling might be wonky)

Canto ergo sum
I sing, therefore I am

In vino veritas
In wine there is truth.

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!

Noli illegitimi carborundum
Don't let the bastards wear you down.

Stercus accidit
Shit happens

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
If you can read this, you're too educated

Potentia vobiscum
May the force be with you.

Laboris gloria Ludi
Work hard, Play hard

Magnus frater est vigilo vos
Big Brother is watching you

Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I'd like to buy some condoms.
Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.
Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
Your fly is open.
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.
Fac ut vivas.
Get a life