The foreign policy would be largely defined as mocking the rival countries in public, but making financial deals with them in private.
Government employees would be called Geniuses.
The constitution would be called The Book of Jobs and it would list the basic rights of Appletopia society that would be inalienable. Until Jobs contradicts them, that is.
Every two years, you could vote for your new iParliament. The ballot has a single question on it: Would you like to upgrade to the next Parliament? The only options are Yes or No. The new iParliament will be a little faster and have a few new policies, but will look a lot better. And it will be named after a cat.
iTaxes would be filed at the iTunes Tax store where everyone would pay $9999.99 per year, regardless of their income. Many argue that this is unfair, but the Book of Jobs says that flat rates are better for everyone because they “prevent the tax code from being confusing for the consumer citizenry and keep rates low."
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