clipped from: notalwaysright.com 
Customer: “I want to make a complaint.”
Manager: “Yes, ma’am, what seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “I can’t believe you would actually have sick rats on display in the front window! I am going to call the humane society and have this store shut down! I am sickened that would actually have poor rats that have CANCER in the storefront window!”
Manager: “… cancer?”
Customer: ” YES! Just look at the size of those TUMORS on the poor backsides of all those rats in that cage!”
Manager: “Um, ma’am… those are their testicles. They are full grown male rats.”
Customer: *blushes* “… oh. Sorry.”
