SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde  in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her  US
Government class The professor asked  Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was  about.
Bambi pondered the  question; then, finally, said, 'That was  the decision
George Washington  had to make before he crossed the Delaware  .'

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home  from work, a blonde was shocked to find her  house
ransacked and burglarized. She  telephoned the police at  once and
reported the crime.  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the  
radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling  nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9  officer approached the house with his dog on a  leash, the
blonde
ran out on  the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and  his dog, then
sat down on the steps.  Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,  'I come
home to find all my  possessions stolen. I call the police for help,  and
what do
they do? They send  me a BLIND  policeman!'