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Lloyd Bentsen vs. Dan Quayle


Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”

Ronald Reagan vs. Walter Mondale

I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience.”

Admiral James Stockdale


“I know how governments…how American governments…can be…”

John McCain on Hillary Clinton


“I wasn’t there [at Woodstock]…I was tied up at the time.”

Joe Biden on Rudy Giuliani


“There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb and 9/11.”

Dennis Kucinich on UFOs


Did you see a UFO?” “I did.”

Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford


t was my understanding that there would be no math.”

Bush vs. Gore on SNL