You can bet that your equipment's nooks and crannies are dirtier than a dog's hindquarters and contain more germs than can be good for you. It's pretty disgusting, and that's why some genius has come up with Cyber Clean, a silly-putty-like slime that blots out the muck from every crevice of your keyboards with a grime-slapping antibacterial action.

It might take a bit of getting used to - having a blob of weird goo as your office saviour doesn't come naturally - but pretty soon you'll be wondering just how you managed without it. And when your blob has finished its life cycle, it changes colour to let you know that it's time to chuck it in the bin and start again with a new one. Now don't worry about your blob getting feelings of rejection, which turn into feelings of revenge, then the invasion of small towns, gobbling up the neighbours, etc - it's completely biodegradable, so when it get lobbed in the bin it'll just fade away to nothing after a while.