About a year ago or so (I mean who really keeps track of these things), an internet phoenomenon know as "fail" swept the internet nation like a bad case of herpes. For those of you who can't read or don't understand English very well a "fail" is when someone tries to do something and it don't work out too well.
#10 Cable Fail - Why is it that fat people are always responsible for these types of accidents?
#8 Skateboard Fail - I rolled about five feet on a skateboard once and stopped, realizing this was not a good idea for a tall dumb white guy.
#6 Bike Riding Road Sign Fail - These are the type of people that are all wasting air we could be breathing.
#3 Striptease Fail - It's time that major universities all over the country start teaching striptease classes for women. It's way more valuable skill for them to learn than math.