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HEAVEN – February 14, 2009 – God announced today that romantic love, as it has come to be known by modern human societies, does not exist.
What humans perceive to be this type of love, He stated, is actually just the result of genetic programming inserted into our DNA that compels us to propagate the species. All forms of life have it, He revealed.
“It’s just that humans have taken it so far because they like to feel superior,” God noted in a press release. “But you don’t see rabbits playing silly emotional games, buying each other jewelry, and making goo-goo eyes. Rabbits are just taking care of business. I swear, people are ri-goddamn-diculous sometimes.”
romantic love is one of the most powerful of all emotions – from man’s earliest recorded history we have seen various forms of behavior patterns and related emotions that support this notion. Organized religion has embraced the concept and turned it into marriage