With the loss of our great leader, wherein he was replaced by a foreign-born communist candidate from manchuria, we now find ourselves on the threshhold of nationalizing everything in sight. The two largest, most classically American industries have recently faltered under the attack of hippy socialism. First, our banking industry, the white-shining industry-on-the-hill, the capitol of Capitalism, has already folded under the enormous pressure of overwhelmingly intrusive government regulation. And then went Automobiles, a highly competitive industry which provided millions of jobs to the most Real Americans you could find in the heart land of Real America.