Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by
Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Massachusetts executes last remaining
conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
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