Fewer Shark Attacks NOT Blamed On Global Warming

• May 4th 2008: Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming
• September 15 2008: Sharks don’t much like colder northern and southern waters but global warming may yet extend the range of these inadvertent man-eaters.
• February 19 2009: Shark Attacks Dip To Five Year Low In 2008. Sagging Economy May Have Played A Role

I think they missed the narrative. It used to be that when it was hot, it was global warming, when it was cold, it was weather. Then they changed it to when it is hot, it is global warming, when it is cold, it is because of global warming. So, when shark attacks surge, it is global warming, when they dip, it is because of global warming.