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The Lokate Emergency GPS Watch comes with an in-built mobile phone and a panic button. So, for example, if you suddenly find yourself trapped in a ladies changing room with Paris Hilton, you can summon help instantly. The integrated GPS tracker will then send a Gucci clad Ninja rescue force to your location using the pinpoint directions afforded by Microsoft’s Virtual Earth maps. Nice to know there are people watching over you, eh? £295.00 (plus VAT) and £14.95 a month subscription for the Ninjas.